10% profit (net) every trading day. in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania For Sale

We day-trade crude oil and gold futures.
We will make you at least 10% profit each and every trading day.
We operate on commission. We split the profits over 10% 50/50. If we only make 10% in a day, we get nothing. If we make 20%, then we get 50% of 10%, if we make 30%, then we get 50% of 20%...etc.
You can add your funds to our trading account and handle it that way or you can open your own account with them and we will act as your manager of the account.
If you add funds to our account you can start with $xxxx. If you open your own account then the minimum would be $xxxx per the brokerage company's requirements.